My 2010 Resolutions

As cool as it is to be a jaded passive aggressive critic about how absolutely bourgeois celebrating the new year is, I actually think resolutions are a good idea. Goals, people, goals.

My 10 Resolutions (In No Particular Order)
1. 35-25-36
2. Cut down on the boozing.
3. Finish more collaborative projects, have a gallery show.
4. Be able to run a half marathon’s distance comfortably. (13mi.)
5. Do more printed artwork.
6. Bring lunch to work more often.
7. Buy a new camera, photograph more.
8. Take an illustration class.
9. Get my tattoo.
10. Be more outgoing/positive/friendly. Smile.
11. BE A TIARA WEARING GOLD STAR EARNING CAPITALIST.